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This is what some Dumbass Lamaa had to say on the Life in the new Millennium.
All it takes is about nine days for an idiot like you to read this, and eleven seconds to forget.
Do not keep this message because misery loves company, why not pass it along to someone that
you think doesn't have anything better to do.

L I F E

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements always involve murder. Deal with it quickly and quietly.

2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. Set up someone else to point the finger at next time.

3. Follow the three Rs:
. Respect for cash.
. Respect for stocks and imbezzlement.
. Redirect blame to others for all your mistakes. (see #2)

4. Remember that not getting what you want sucks. Get yours, even if it means taking someone elses.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. Keep close, revenge is easier that way.

7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to cover it up.

8. Spend some time alone every day. Just don't let anyone catch you doing that, you pervert.

9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your wallet.

10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer to a really stupid question.

11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to remain convinced that you're better than everyone else.

12. In disagreements with loved ones always strike hard and win big. Don't let them bring up your past screwups.

13. Share your knowledge often. It's a good way to try and make others look dumber.

14. Be gentle with the earth. Try and figure out what the hell this one means and then refer to #13

15. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other costs around $20 and is over in half an hour.

16. Judge your success by what you got others to give up in order for you to get it.

17. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon, just remember to use ziplock bags, or the blood may run out of the refrigerator.

FORWARD THIS DUMBASS LAMAA MANTRA E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE.

0-4 people: Your life becomes more difficult, as people you know realize what a gullible idiot you are.
5-9 people: Your life is ruined, everyone hates you for sending them this. Stop bugging people. Go away.
9-14 people: You never learn, do you? People hate this shit. That knock at the door is someone that you already sent this to. They have a gun.

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